ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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