She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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