You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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