dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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