Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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