The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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