At least make sure they are 18
Why
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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