i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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