You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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