Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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