why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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