Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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