i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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