i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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