Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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