The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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