I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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