Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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