I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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