margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
