you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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