Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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