I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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