Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
