Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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