covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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