dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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