Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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