Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Are we still banned from the library?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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