Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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