everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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