That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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