she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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