Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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