So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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