the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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