he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Randomize
