She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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