At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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