Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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