sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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