you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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