It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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