I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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