No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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