before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Text me some of your sweat
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