If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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