i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
