i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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