While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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