I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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