i just had sex bonerless
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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