we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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