Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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