On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
someone owes me an orgasm
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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