its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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